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𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀🥀 ([personal profile] beheaded) wrote2025-03-28 10:57 pm
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[personal profile] eelusive 2025-06-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
AHYUHYUHYAHAHA!!! I CAN’T SEE!

[Delighted by the chaos, Floyd turns his head to escape the dryer but only ends up with more hot air straight in his ear hole. By the time it finally settles, his black strand falls to the other side of his face. Ah, yes. Jade Leech. It is he.]

Pfft… I am lookin’ forward to this unbirthday business.

[Boy, it doesn’t take much for Riddle to sell something to Floyd, does it? … Nevertheless, a peck on the lips is a killer bonus, and after pressing a returned kiss to his fiancés forehead, Floyd swipes a hand through his hair and proceeds through his morning ablutions, fingers deftly directing toothbrush, toothpaste, comb, and hair clips through the air like a bonafide magic conductor.

He’s sporting a fluffy headband with white rabbit ears when he continues,]


We’re gonna do it so hard, Goldfishie. Nobody’s gonna do it harder than us!
eelusive: (♏ I can smell your fear)

[personal profile] eelusive 2025-08-28 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[He wheezes as he splashes water on his face (and all over the counter and floor while he’s at it), and somehow Floyd manages not to drown himself. Fuck, Riddle’s sweet innocence never gets old.]

Y-yeah~? Just thinkin’ about it makes me wanna do you— it harder~

[Ok, ok, time to tend to his pearly whites and watch Riddle doll up. That never gets old either—the deftness, the confidence, the beauty to rival any pompous betaBetta fish. With freshly gelled bangs, Floyd slinks over to Riddle and whistles a single note of approval.]

Lookit you, baby. Perfect every time~ [he praises, completely transfixed.] That’s my girl.
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[personal profile] eelusive 2025-08-28 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
And my Queen’s got a sweet tooth.

[Floyd leans down into the kiss as he slips a hand around his fiancés own.]

You bet I’ll tag along~ But if that caterpillar asks me who I am one more time I’m gonna take his shoes.

[Maybe donate them to the nice woodland faeries who live just outside campus. … At least he gets along with most of Riddle’s friends. Out the door, and soon the air smells of dew and freshly buttered bread-and-butterflies.]

Lemme know if I’m about to step on something. You’re closer to the ground so you can see quicker~ ♥