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𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀🥀 ([personal profile] beheaded) wrote2025-03-28 10:57 pm
eelusive: (♏ pushed him down to the ground)

[personal profile] eelusive 2025-06-07 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Flamingo cries still take some getting used to in the mornings, but they’re nowhere near as rousing as the dulcet shrieks of his beloved over a roaring hairdryer. For once, Floyd’s startled, and with a heavy THUD tumbles to the ground, tangled in blankets, curtains, and tassels.]

Bro…

[So he is awake indeed. And now so is he! Once he’s freed himself, he scratches his ass and stumbles to the bathroom to greet Riddle with his award winning bedhead.]

I FOUND YOU. [Even near a brrr-ing hairdryer, Floyd slips in behind Riddle for a good morning squeeze.] SCHOOL’S GONNA GO BY SO SLOOOOW TODAY.
eelusive: (♏ sun is shining in the sky)

[personal profile] eelusive 2025-06-08 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
AHYUHYUHYAHAHA!!! I CAN’T SEE!

[Delighted by the chaos, Floyd turns his head to escape the dryer but only ends up with more hot air straight in his ear hole. By the time it finally settles, his black strand falls to the other side of his face. Ah, yes. Jade Leech. It is he.]

Pfft… I am lookin’ forward to this unbirthday business.

[Boy, it doesn’t take much for Riddle to sell something to Floyd, does it? … Nevertheless, a peck on the lips is a killer bonus, and after pressing a returned kiss to his fiancés forehead, Floyd swipes a hand through his hair and proceeds through his morning ablutions, fingers deftly directing toothbrush, toothpaste, comb, and hair clips through the air like a bonafide magic conductor.

He’s sporting a fluffy headband with white rabbit ears when he continues,]


We’re gonna do it so hard, Goldfishie. Nobody’s gonna do it harder than us!