I think you thank me in plenty of ways. Mostly very physical.
[ because that's... largely what this relationship is, yes, if it can even be called a proper relationship. toji has no illusions about that, which is why he also has no illusions about riddle "trading up," as it were.
well, when it comes to emotional needs. he ain't gonna get dick like this anywhere else. ]
Aw, I'm in no hurry, trust me. I just know you're too special of a little prince to slum it forever. But don't worry. I'll take real good care of you as long as you let me.
And mess with you too, probably, just because it's fun.
It's hardly thanking you if I do it because I want it! If anything, it should be considered *you* thanking *me* for allowing you to enjoy my "company". No, I must thank you properly and eventually in full.
[ hmph! ]
Now that I'm free to live how I wish and according to my own rules, for now my goal is to experience as many new firsts as I can, and to learn everything there is about this world and the people in it. Whatever I decide 'forever' entails, that is up to me and me alone.
[ why can't he even thank someone without being aggressive and argumentative? jeez. ]
Feel free to continue messing with me if you want to compromise your life, but don't say I didn't warn you. I will have you know I'm a master of giving punches to the liver. I bet you won't find it fun when I surprise you with *that*!
But what could be a better "thank you" than that cute little mouth of yours? Still, if you insist, I guess you can do as you like.
[ he's a simple man. ]
Well, if you want to live an exciting life, you've come to the right place. I'll make sure you won't get bored. We'll turn you into a proper little hedonist yet.
If you can reach my liver with your tiny fists, go right ahead. I'm not worried.
Smart man. It's always best not to argue with me. You'll find that I'm much more liable to be agreeable and sweet to you when you do as I say and give me everything I want, you know...though it doesn't give you the right to tease me as much as you do!
[ he hates how exciting he finds the thought. sweets, fancy clothes, sex, thrilling new adventures-- everything his mother told him only people who were destined for failure enjoyed. with toji, not to mention his new friends by his side, riddle wonders if perhaps he can find his a real and irresistible reason to leave his old life behind forever. if he can make his wishes come true, then... ]
I'll hold you to that, Toji-san. I've had enough boredom and loneliness to last me a lifetime.
You ought to stand still and let me have a free shot.
Oh, yes, just give you everything you desire without a fuss. I'm sure that won't get out of hand ever. You're such a reasonable and temperate little princess.
[ ah, the sarcasm bleeds through his words. even if he does like spoiling riddle. it's a vicious cycle.
then again, it usually ends with toji spanking him or fucking him into the mattress regardless, so can he really complain? no, and he won't. ]
Hey, if I'm anything, it's never boring.
Hmm. I'll consider it. Though it's not like I could really hit you back. You might explode into dust if I actually put any muscle behind it.
I am, you know! And anyway, don't act as if you don't enjoy it! Remember last time, when I kept you in bed with me the entire weekend? You certainly didn't complain then!
[ neverminding the fact riddle pushes and provokes specifically to get that exact reaction-- what can he say? few things feel more exquisite than being put in his place, especially after he's been spoiled and doted on for however long he was able to get away with it. ]
I'll certainly give you that one, though it isn't always a good thing, you right proper terror.
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HIT ME BACK! I bet you bench press things heavier than I am! Indeed, the last thing either of us want is me turned into fine red mist!
I'll let you do something else in exchange. Something enjoyable. How does that sound?
[ as much as it drives riddle up the wall at times, there's no way he can deny that having this menace so sprung for him doesn't feel good, both mood-wise as well as carnally. ]
Is that really true? How much can you lift?
[ what can he say? he's curious! what good is shagging a gym rat dilf if you can't ogle his muscles whenever you desire?
score. personally, riddle thinks toji deserves a good punch or two from him for free, but for the sake of fairness, he puts his brain to work in order to come up with something at least somewhat equitable. thankfully riddle is honest and straightforward, so toji doesn't need to worry about any potential bamboozlement. in fact, after a bit of (red-cheeked and hesitant) searching, the little primrose eventually responds. ]
Well, seeing as how I'm your darling kitten and all that, perhaps I'll do you the honor of having me in a leash and collar. I've seen some that are quite eye-catching, so as long as it looks good on me, I'll wear one for you and allow you to have free use of me. Well? What do you think?
Hmm, you know? I've never really pushed myself to the limit. They don't usually make weights that heavy.
[ is he a gym rat? yes. is he also gifted with ridiculous divine superstrength? also yes.
aha, and look at riddle getting so creative. toji is impressed. ]
You know, I like the way you're thinking. You'd look so cute on the end of a leash, all paws and sweet licks. Maybe throw on some of that cute kitten lingerie, too, or some little ears, while I tell you what a good girl you are for me.
[ he'll just refrain from pointing out that riddle might already be as good as free use when he's around. that would just set him off again. ]
Really now?! That's amazing! You simply *must* find out one day, and be sure you tell me when you do! The most I can lift is a 20lb box of cat litter from the supermarket, and even that is a struggle... You truly are amazing sometimes, Toji-san.
[ riddle is so unathletic it's actually sad-- having to skip gym class so often because he either can't change in the locker room without half the school seeing his lower half covered in bruises and love bites, or he's trapped in the infirmary with a heating pad on his lower back because definitely isn't helping him improve any.
at least he has brains to fall back on; seeing his idea so well received has riddle preening and sparkling. ]
Wouldn't I just? And you're more than used to me crawling all over you, demanding your attention. Would you like to pick something you want to see me wear, or shall I surprise you? Also, it's bold of you to assume I would be so well-behaved. Kittens are hardly known for staying out of trouble, you know. Could you handle being on the receiving end of my claws?
If I find any cars people don't mind me lifting, I'll be sure to let you know. It's okay, I can do all the heavy stuff for you. You just focus on looking pretty.
[ it's alright. riddle doesn't need to be athletic, and if toji knew that he was having such an effect on him that he has to skip gym class all the time... yeah, that would probably just encourage him.
he's a monster, as established. ]
Oh, I don't think your claws would be much trouble. Kittens are also easy to pick up by the scruff when they start to misbehave. Besides, I'm sure that you'd just be misbehaving because you're in heat.
Just set it down gently and you should be fine, right? I don't have my license and know next to nothing about cars, but surely nothing will happen if you're careful with it.
I have other talents outside of just being pretty, you know! I'm surprisingly handy! ...Well, I'm *knowledgeable* about handy things! I even put a coffee table together all by myself once.
[ in fairness to him, riddle probably could be handier if he was, you know, tall enough to reach high shelves. he'll need toji for that too. what he will not need toji for is help with his grades, however. riddle is going to get his first C, in gym class of all things, because of this wretched man...! ]
You're a fool if you think scruffing me will be enough to save you. Very well. We'll see just how good of an owner you'll be. Since it's going to be *your fault* I'm ovulating to begin with, you had better be prepared to take responsibility!
That I shall. But remember, it's only if you let me have a go at you! One punch!
Oh, I'm sure you have lots of talents. You're probably smarter than me, too.
[ does toji believe that? not necessarily. he is, if nothing else, much more experienced, and exceptionally savvy as a tactician when he puts his mind to it. but he likes to make sure people don't know that as much as possible. it's hard to be underestimated when you look like he does, but he finds his ways.
and it'll make riddle happy to hear it, so. two birds, stones, etc. ]
I think you know I'm more than capable of handling you when you get feisty. And don't worry, I'll take plenty of care of you, no matter how worked up you get, okay kitten?
Don't you have any pride?! Don't just say that sort of thing about yourself! It's scientifically proven that negative self-talk has an effect on your self-esteem! Not only that, but it comes across as insincere! If you're going to flatter me, do it properly and in a way that doesn't end up making me angry!
[ in all honesty, riddle doubts the validity of toji's so-called claim anyway. certainly, he's booksmart, but his upbringing has left him twisted and sheltered, naive to the ways of the world. he can't even process his own emotions without feeling stupid and confused sometimes. if nothing else, toji is far more experienced in just about every way that matters when it comes to navigating the world.
riddle is determined to get there someday though-- at least, he wants to experience the good and the happiness within it. he's only been free of his mother for a short while, but riddle can already see that books don't do the outside world justice. ]
I will admit, you know a thing or two, even though your methods tend to be underhanded.
[ not bending to his every whim is totally underhanded, alright? ]
I also can't deny that you're very good at taking care of me. This is a treat for you, so be sure you enjoy it to the fullest when the time comes, alright? I'll begin shopping when I'm not in public...
[ huzzah! ]
It's a deal. I'll most definitely rattle your liver and leave you reeling, you'll see!
Oh, well, I'll have to remember that. The last thing I want to do is make my little girl angry. Besides, don't worry. Look at me. I'm gorgeous. I have plenty of self esteem.
[ this is, perhaps, a total lie. it's complicated. toji is an interesting blend of narcissism and self loathing, but he won't get into it now. or ever. men will do anything but go to therapy. ]
My methods are effective, is what they are. That's all that matters.
And don't worry. I always enjoy myself with you. And a cute little kitten that will do anything I ask, take me in every hole and moan so pretty? Oh, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
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[ because that's... largely what this relationship is, yes, if it can even be called a proper relationship. toji has no illusions about that, which is why he also has no illusions about riddle "trading up," as it were.
well, when it comes to emotional needs. he ain't gonna get dick like this anywhere else. ]
Aw, I'm in no hurry, trust me. I just know you're too special of a little prince to slum it forever. But don't worry. I'll take real good care of you as long as you let me.
And mess with you too, probably, just because it's fun.
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[ hmph! ]
Now that I'm free to live how I wish and according to my own rules, for now my goal is to experience as many new firsts as I can, and to learn everything there is about this world and the people in it. Whatever I decide 'forever' entails, that is up to me and me alone.
[ why can't he even thank someone without being aggressive and argumentative? jeez. ]
Feel free to continue messing with me if you want to compromise your life, but don't say I didn't warn you. I will have you know I'm a master of giving punches to the liver. I bet you won't find it fun when I surprise you with *that*!
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[ he's a simple man. ]
Well, if you want to live an exciting life, you've come to the right place. I'll make sure you won't get bored. We'll turn you into a proper little hedonist yet.
If you can reach my liver with your tiny fists, go right ahead. I'm not worried.
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[ he hates how exciting he finds the thought. sweets, fancy clothes, sex, thrilling new adventures-- everything his mother told him only people who were destined for failure enjoyed. with toji, not to mention his new friends by his side, riddle wonders if perhaps he can find his a real and irresistible reason to leave his old life behind forever. if he can make his wishes come true, then... ]
I'll hold you to that, Toji-san. I've had enough boredom and loneliness to last me a lifetime.
You ought to stand still and let me have a free shot.
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[ ah, the sarcasm bleeds through his words. even if he does like spoiling riddle. it's a vicious cycle.
then again, it usually ends with toji spanking him or fucking him into the mattress regardless, so can he really complain? no, and he won't. ]
Hey, if I'm anything, it's never boring.
Hmm. I'll consider it. Though it's not like I could really hit you back. You might explode into dust if I actually put any muscle behind it.
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[ neverminding the fact riddle pushes and provokes specifically to get that exact reaction-- what can he say? few things feel more exquisite than being put in his place, especially after he's been spoiled and doted on for however long he was able to get away with it. ]
I'll certainly give you that one, though it isn't always a good thing, you right proper terror.
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HIT ME BACK! I bet you bench press things heavier than I am! Indeed, the last thing either of us want is me turned into fine red mist!
I'll let you do something else in exchange. Something enjoyable. How does that sound?
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[ and he'll always be happy to encourage him for that reason. because he's a menace. ]
Princess, your bodyweight would barely be a warm up for me. So I guess you're right about that.
Hmmm. Something enjoyable, huh? Tempting. Have anything special in mind?
[ he's so easy to lead around by the nose sometimes. ]
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[ as much as it drives riddle up the wall at times, there's no way he can deny that having this menace so sprung for him doesn't feel good, both mood-wise as well as carnally. ]
Is that really true? How much can you lift?
[ what can he say? he's curious! what good is shagging a gym rat dilf if you can't ogle his muscles whenever you desire?
score. personally, riddle thinks toji deserves a good punch or two from him for free, but for the sake of fairness, he puts his brain to work in order to come up with something at least somewhat equitable. thankfully riddle is honest and straightforward, so toji doesn't need to worry about any potential bamboozlement. in fact, after a bit of (red-cheeked and hesitant) searching, the little primrose eventually responds. ]
Well, seeing as how I'm your darling kitten and all that, perhaps I'll do you the honor of having me in a leash and collar. I've seen some that are quite eye-catching, so as long as it looks good on me, I'll wear one for you and allow you to have free use of me. Well? What do you think?
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[ is he a gym rat? yes. is he also gifted with ridiculous divine superstrength? also yes.
aha, and look at riddle getting so creative. toji is impressed. ]
You know, I like the way you're thinking. You'd look so cute on the end of a leash, all paws and sweet licks. Maybe throw on some of that cute kitten lingerie, too, or some little ears, while I tell you what a good girl you are for me.
[ he'll just refrain from pointing out that riddle might already be as good as free use when he's around. that would just set him off again. ]
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[ riddle is so unathletic it's actually sad-- having to skip gym class so often because he either can't change in the locker room without half the school seeing his lower half covered in bruises and love bites, or he's trapped in the infirmary with a heating pad on his lower back because definitely isn't helping him improve any.
at least he has brains to fall back on; seeing his idea so well received has riddle preening and sparkling. ]
Wouldn't I just? And you're more than used to me crawling all over you, demanding your attention. Would you like to pick something you want to see me wear, or shall I surprise you? Also, it's bold of you to assume I would be so well-behaved. Kittens are hardly known for staying out of trouble, you know. Could you handle being on the receiving end of my claws?
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[ it's alright. riddle doesn't need to be athletic, and if toji knew that he was having such an effect on him that he has to skip gym class all the time... yeah, that would probably just encourage him.
he's a monster, as established. ]
Oh, I don't think your claws would be much trouble. Kittens are also easy to pick up by the scruff when they start to misbehave. Besides, I'm sure that you'd just be misbehaving because you're in heat.
Surprise me. You always know what I like.
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I have other talents outside of just being pretty, you know! I'm surprisingly handy! ...Well, I'm *knowledgeable* about handy things! I even put a coffee table together all by myself once.
[ in fairness to him, riddle probably could be handier if he was, you know, tall enough to reach high shelves. he'll need toji for that too. what he will not need toji for is help with his grades, however. riddle is going to get his first C, in gym class of all things, because of this wretched man...! ]
You're a fool if you think scruffing me will be enough to save you. Very well. We'll see just how good of an owner you'll be. Since it's going to be *your fault* I'm ovulating to begin with, you had better be prepared to take responsibility!
That I shall. But remember, it's only if you let me have a go at you! One punch!
[ lucky toji, basically guaranteed a free meal. ]
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Oh, I'm sure you have lots of talents. You're probably smarter than me, too.
[ does toji believe that? not necessarily. he is, if nothing else, much more experienced, and exceptionally savvy as a tactician when he puts his mind to it. but he likes to make sure people don't know that as much as possible. it's hard to be underestimated when you look like he does, but he finds his ways.
and it'll make riddle happy to hear it, so. two birds, stones, etc. ]
I think you know I'm more than capable of handling you when you get feisty. And don't worry, I'll take plenty of care of you, no matter how worked up you get, okay kitten?
Fine. One punch. Make it count.
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[ in all honesty, riddle doubts the validity of toji's so-called claim anyway. certainly, he's booksmart, but his upbringing has left him twisted and sheltered, naive to the ways of the world. he can't even process his own emotions without feeling stupid and confused sometimes. if nothing else, toji is far more experienced in just about every way that matters when it comes to navigating the world.
riddle is determined to get there someday though-- at least, he wants to experience the good and the happiness within it. he's only been free of his mother for a short while, but riddle can already see that books don't do the outside world justice. ]
I will admit, you know a thing or two, even though your methods tend to be underhanded.
[ not bending to his every whim is totally underhanded, alright? ]
I also can't deny that you're very good at taking care of me. This is a treat for you, so be sure you enjoy it to the fullest when the time comes, alright? I'll begin shopping when I'm not in public...
[ huzzah! ]
It's a deal. I'll most definitely rattle your liver and leave you reeling, you'll see!
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[ this is, perhaps, a total lie. it's complicated. toji is an interesting blend of narcissism and self loathing, but he won't get into it now. or ever. men will do anything but go to therapy. ]
My methods are effective, is what they are. That's all that matters.
And don't worry. I always enjoy myself with you. And a cute little kitten that will do anything I ask, take me in every hole and moan so pretty? Oh, I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
Make it count. I know I will.