What's wrong with Noel Noa? All I said was I fancy him. Or is this your way of telling me *you* fancy him as well? That *would* be a difficult situation. Do your best and I'm sure he'll notice you.
[ he's just teasing him. riddle can't comprehend not liking a teammate when you're as successful as bastard munchen, so clearly they clearly have some weird complicated...thing going on, sort of like how he feels towards his groupmates when a group project comes up. that aside, kaiser isn't allowed to like anyone, and riddle wasn't lying when he said none of b.m. could handle him 💔 the boys don't deserve to catch strays like this but it is what it is..... ]
That is...most unfortunate. I daresay humiliating, even. Perhaps my feelings are different because I know you personally, but I just don't see the appeal. The one where you all sing Christmas carols together is rather cute though. Did you all need to rehearse for that one?
[ he would rather see kaiser play with puppies and kittens, or read positive tweets about himself. ]
Right you are. You'll be the first person I call for anything of the sort. It goes without saying that if there's ever anything I can do for you, never hesitate to call upon me as well.
[ so much is wrong with noel noa. but riddle will need to reserve at least an hour if he wants to hear all about it. ]
no... the problem is that hes already noticed me far too much i had at least 10,000 mental disorders to begin with but he gave me more on purpose for his own nefarious benefit -_- very messed up
[ at least kaiser's, um, self... aware... i don't know how many "but at least he's self-aware, right?" i got left in me... ]
my god, no, dont we sound awful? i would be ill if thats how bad we sounded and we actually rehearsed. also did you notice the teammate who wasnt singing at all so they had to strategically cut the footage so it wasnt obvious? i wish that were me...
[ but they put him up near the front, so kaiser could not possibly have gotten away with that. ah, the curse of being so popular... but he can suggest they bring up the google autofill videos. maybe people are googling nice things about him? maybe. ]
next time i will call you to come rescue me when we have to sing a christmas carol... [ he's just kidding. wishful thinking! ]
Is he the reason you couldn't "f*cking do this anymore" earlier? He sounds like a stressful man to be around... I also can't forgive someone who caused you anguish. Do you want to talk about it, or is this better discussed over tea and brotzeit?
[ because it's not that riddle doesn't care, but he has to learn about football rules AND study games as it is, asking him to learn the lore behind kaiser's cr chart with his teammates would also be quite the undertaking. that, and he knows how his deranged bestie is. ] ]
It was unrefined, and I actually balked when you all collectively began to slow down because everyone clearly forgot the words, but I thought it was sweet in a way? I was very angry about the fellow in the corner who was clearly lip synching, however. People like him are the reason group projects are the bane of my existence. Tell your coach or manager to give him a stern lecture for his uncooperativeness, or I may be tempted to do it myself.
[ 'michael kaiser number of mental disorders', 'michael kaiser kick speed', 'michael kaiser wikifeet rating', 'is michael kaiser okay', etc-- riddle imagines the autofill videos would to be heavily edited in order to be forgiving..... ]
Please do! At the very least, I can ensure everyone participates equally if there truly is no way for you to escape. It's only fair.
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What's wrong with Noel Noa? All I said was I fancy him. Or is this your way of telling me *you* fancy him as well? That *would* be a difficult situation. Do your best and I'm sure he'll notice you.
[ he's just teasing him. riddle can't comprehend not liking a teammate when you're as successful as bastard munchen, so clearly they clearly have some weird complicated...thing going on, sort of like how he feels towards his groupmates when a group project comes up. that aside, kaiser isn't allowed to like anyone, and riddle wasn't lying when he said none of b.m. could handle him 💔 the boys don't deserve to catch strays like this but it is what it is..... ]
That is...most unfortunate. I daresay humiliating, even. Perhaps my feelings are different because I know you personally, but I just don't see the appeal. The one where you all sing Christmas carols together is rather cute though. Did you all need to rehearse for that one?
[ he would rather see kaiser play with puppies and kittens, or read positive tweets about himself. ]
Right you are. You'll be the first person I call for anything of the sort. It goes without saying that if there's ever anything I can do for you, never hesitate to call upon me as well.
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no... the problem is that hes already noticed me far too much
i had at least 10,000 mental disorders to begin with but he gave me more on purpose for his own nefarious benefit -_- very messed up
[ at least kaiser's, um, self... aware... i don't know how many "but at least he's self-aware, right?" i got left in me... ]
my god, no, dont we sound awful? i would be ill if thats how bad we sounded and we actually rehearsed. also did you notice the teammate who wasnt singing at all so they had to strategically cut the footage so it wasnt obvious? i wish that were me...
[ but they put him up near the front, so kaiser could not possibly have gotten away with that. ah, the curse of being so popular... but he can suggest they bring up the google autofill videos. maybe people are googling nice things about him? maybe. ]
next time i will call you to come rescue me when we have to sing a christmas carol... [ he's just kidding. wishful thinking! ]
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[ because it's not that riddle doesn't care, but he has to learn about football rules AND study games as it is, asking him to learn the lore behind kaiser's cr chart with his teammates would also be quite the undertaking. that, and he knows how his deranged bestie is. ] ]
It was unrefined, and I actually balked when you all collectively began to slow down because everyone clearly forgot the words, but I thought it was sweet in a way? I was very angry about the fellow in the corner who was clearly lip synching, however. People like him are the reason group projects are the bane of my existence. Tell your coach or manager to give him a stern lecture for his uncooperativeness, or I may be tempted to do it myself.
[ 'michael kaiser number of mental disorders', 'michael kaiser kick speed', 'michael kaiser wikifeet rating', 'is michael kaiser okay', etc-- riddle imagines the autofill videos would to be heavily edited in order to be forgiving..... ]
Please do! At the very least, I can ensure everyone participates equally if there truly is no way for you to escape. It's only fair.