beheaded: <lj user=srm_otmm site="twitter.com"> (56)
𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀🥀 ([personal profile] beheaded) wrote 2025-01-03 03:04 am (UTC)

Tell me the date and time, and I'll be sure to study up beforehand. I'll read the official football handbook and watch history's most influential games in preparation. I've only been getting by by watching compilations of your team, and clapping or nodding if I see you do something interesting. I fancy Noa, and Birkenstock's not a bad-looking bloke if I do say so myself.

[ not riddle playing smash or pass with his wife's teammates ]

I see! So it's to aid in your popularity. It's certainly a good way to make you all look charming and fun. I'll be sure to watch a few more of these sorts of videos as well for study material.

[ what he hopes to learn by watching the bastard boys play cornhole and hammer nails is beyond anyone. surely these challenges help in their performance somehow though? (he has yet to fully comprehend how big a role marketing plays as a pro ball-kicker)

now this piece of exercise equipment...!! this looks like something he can handle. riddle is excited at first, but after reading kaiser's last message, he imagines himself with one normal arm while his other arm is bulging and muscular... would it be worth the enhanced grip strength? maybe not... ]


Having uneven muscular distribution wouldn't be worth the extra strength. I would look *beyond* foolish, so it seems ultra grip strength isn't meant for me. A pity, but as I said, this is what you are for. Thank you for trying to help me, at least.

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