Surely you jest. If this is your way of trying to weasel more compliments out of me, it won't work!
[ because yes, toji is a hot mess and a generally terrible person all around, but riddle will be damned if he doesn't give credit where it's due. yes, his ability to lay pipe was bestowed by the gods themselves, but he has other good qualities too.
...just don't ask riddle to list them right now. look, it's a feeling okay? a feeling!
and also, does a bear shit in the woods? what kind of question is that?! of course riddle wants everyone to know he has the hottest, strongest guard dog this side of japan! he's not just going to admit it though! ]
While that may be true, it isn't that simple for me! I go to a very elite, very expensive private school, and many of the students are the posh and materialistic sort who come from old money. I'm not the only one seeing an older gentleman, but I'm sure you can imagine what people say behind their backs!
Plus... I mean no disrespect, Toji-san, but most of the time you dress far too comfortably. You may not care if you're looked down on by snobbish fools, but I have a reputation to maintain.
[ not that riddle minds the homebody aesthetic normally. it's not like their clothes stay on for too long when they're together anyway. ]
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[ because yes, toji is a hot mess and a generally terrible person all around, but riddle will be damned if he doesn't give credit where it's due. yes, his ability to lay pipe was bestowed by the gods themselves, but he has other good qualities too.
...just don't ask riddle to list them right now. look, it's a feeling okay? a feeling!
and also, does a bear shit in the woods? what kind of question is that?! of course riddle wants everyone to know he has the hottest, strongest guard dog this side of japan! he's not just going to admit it though! ]
While that may be true, it isn't that simple for me! I go to a very elite, very expensive private school, and many of the students are the posh and materialistic sort who come from old money. I'm not the only one seeing an older gentleman, but I'm sure you can imagine what people say behind their backs!
Plus... I mean no disrespect, Toji-san, but most of the time you dress far too comfortably. You may not care if you're looked down on by snobbish fools, but I have a reputation to maintain.
[ not that riddle minds the homebody aesthetic normally. it's not like their clothes stay on for too long when they're together anyway. ]