Hmm, that is all true. I'm a very pretty package, and I know what I'm doing. Some aren't quite as fond of how, oh, dangerous I can feel. But you like it. A big, strong hand that I'm not afraid to put around your neck and squeeze, right?
[ and he knows how to do it without causing lasting harm! or specifically to do so. he is a man of many talents. not that riddle has to worry about the latter, no matter how annoying he might get. ]
Fine, fine. I don't usually put the hurt on people without getting paid for it, anyway. If you asked nicely, I might cop you a freebie, but that's about it. I can just scare them off, anyway.
And you're cute. I'll let you know if anything comes up.
[ he's not sure how it possibly could, mind you, but. you know. ]
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[ and he knows how to do it without causing lasting harm! or specifically to do so. he is a man of many talents. not that riddle has to worry about the latter, no matter how annoying he might get. ]
Fine, fine. I don't usually put the hurt on people without getting paid for it, anyway. If you asked nicely, I might cop you a freebie, but that's about it. I can just scare them off, anyway.
And you're cute. I'll let you know if anything comes up.
[ he's not sure how it possibly could, mind you, but. you know. ]