[ oh, to be kaiser, oblivious to the agonies of those who are unfortunate enough to [WORD NOT IN THE BAD BITCH BIBLE] him. it must be nice. riddle thinks it has to be nice, because there's nothing pleasant about the way his stomach knots up with immediate regret. now his fucking chest hurts??? he hates this. seeing the other man put his arm down like it's the most normal thing in the world makes riddle feel even less normal than he already is. ]
Oh, honestly... [ kaiser can has little a bit of teasing, as a treat. ] Perhaps we can watch the old one after we finish this one? It might be interesting to compare and contrast the cinematography. Anyway...
[ he's being sincere about that. boop boop, says the tv, and then the movie starts. it's a little hard to concentrate at first, not due to a lack of entertainment because the movie is actually really good?? but riddle's indecisiveness is still on his mind. sure, this sofa is the most comfortable thing he's ever sat on, but even so, nothing compares to german naturals, and honestly he feels a bit like he's being absorbed into it because of how small he is??? as if he could get lost between the cushions like a common penny...
maybe it's his imagination. regardless, it's about when count olrok's sexy ass shows up that riddle decides enough is enough and he forces himself to scoot in next to his wife. not enough to press against him, he can acknowledge that that ship has sailed, but it's certainly clear he wants to be closer, what with him leaving enough room for one of his small hands to fit between their hips and that's it. imagine riddle's surprise when, other than him blushing furiously, nothing happens. nothing changes. kaiser doesn't immediately declare this friendship Over and leave him forever. who would have thought? ]
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Oh, honestly... [ kaiser can has little a bit of teasing, as a treat. ] Perhaps we can watch the old one after we finish this one? It might be interesting to compare and contrast the cinematography. Anyway...
[ he's being sincere about that. boop boop, says the tv, and then the movie starts. it's a little hard to concentrate at first, not due to a lack of entertainment because the movie is actually really good?? but riddle's indecisiveness is still on his mind. sure, this sofa is the most comfortable thing he's ever sat on, but even so, nothing compares to german naturals, and honestly he feels a bit like he's being absorbed into it because of how small he is??? as if he could get lost between the cushions like a common penny...
maybe it's his imagination. regardless, it's about when count olrok's sexy ass shows up that riddle decides enough is enough and he forces himself to scoot in next to his wife. not enough to press against him, he can acknowledge that that ship has sailed, but it's certainly clear he wants to be closer, what with him leaving enough room for one of his small hands to fit between their hips and that's it. imagine riddle's surprise when, other than him blushing furiously, nothing happens. nothing changes. kaiser doesn't immediately declare this friendship Over and leave him forever. who would have thought? ]