[ in fact, that's kind of kaiser's preferred arrangement, because he is self-aware that he has intimacy issues that are severe and abnormal and cares enough to not want to bring that into a regular bedroom arrangement? so this hypothetical boyfie can take care of various household needs like a good little trophy husband... it's like what people who fear the woke lgbtqs would do if they could implement their version of the handmaid's tale. ]

Mm, okay. I heard it got pretty good reviews, I've been wanting to watch it too.

[ he lifts his arm so riddle can lean against him and kaiser can drape his arm over him. the sofa is actually so comfy that kaiser doesn't think his tit is a particularly good upgrade to it, but he thought he should offer the option! ]

Have you seen the original movie before? I promise, I won't make fun of your tastes for being pedestrian if you haven't...

[ more like kaiser's the weird one for having seen it and being a zoomer... to be honest... ]