Of course he will be. [ the phrasing is slightly different here... kaiser is saying that the hypothetical boyfriend will be overshadowed, not his efforts. totally different! ] But you should cut him some slack. How could somebody who's only known you for a year possibly outdo me?

[ kaiser is very unthreatened by this hypothetical boyfie... he feels very secure that even if riddle went and got himself a boyfriend — married him, even — that he will still be number one. that's just how it is! if anything, he lowkey welcomes the opportunity to pull toxic power moves to prove to mr. boyfriend that he will never be more important, and it might not even be close. chatgpt could never make up an r/relationships post this comical and horrifying!

anyways, kaiser will pull himself up to a sitting position, leaning back against the sofa and enjoying the way that his body sinks into the cushions. the lazyass in him is leaping out at how comfortable this all is... ]

Mmm... a movie first, then. [ he's still recovering from the homemade chocolate and parfait combo... ] Given the holiday, I suppose a romance?

[ not... the genre kaiser is generally into. but a good movie is good regardless of the genre, he supposes, and his usual taste might be a little too much of a downer for valentine's day. ]