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MICHAELâ™›KAISER ([personal profile] outplayed) wrote in [personal profile] beheaded 2025-01-03 05:04 am (UTC)

[ pwease do nawt say that abowut nowel nowah... kaiser will frow up wike a big baby... 💙 ]

please dont say that about noel noa. i will throw up

[ also, kaiser considers most of his team chronically unfuckable, but that's because he has to spend so much time with them. he won't bring it up, though. noa gets a special shout-out, apparently... ]

id really rather not have to do them if i had a choice in the matter, but i dont and now theres so much footage of me wearing lederhosen out there... boah...

[ kaiser has literally been reduced to making sounds of german discontent over the breeches he is forced to don for the viewing pleasure of the masses. he does not have bavarian pride over that, he's not even bavarian to begin with. at least they make his legs look good... ]

anyways, i wouldnt worry about grip strength if i were you. ive got it covered, as you can see...
so just call if you need brute strength for anything, mk?

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